A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species



Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

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ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 


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Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say ‘My tooth is aching’ than to say ‘My heart is broken.’ C.S. Lewis (via feellng)

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IT’S AMY’S BIRTHDAY!!! 🎁🎉🎈🎶🎂❤ I love her so much and I’m so glad that she has found her voice in this world. She has helped me so much in the past few years. I have become a much stronger person because of her and the things she says. Like the AskAmy videos. They were perfect. Each one better than the other. She just has such a smart way of expressing her feelings and opinions. I honestly don’t understand how she does it, having her own show, starring in movies, @smartgirlsattheparty, social events and to top it all of, her two beautiful sons. She inspires me to keep going and not let every little thing get to me. Even if it’s just stupid everyday struggle. She makes it possible for me to feel better about myself even if I don’t have a lot things to be happy about. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY AMY POEHLER, I LOVE YOU! 👑💎 THANK YOU FOR EXISTING ❤❤❤

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I need feminism because girls literally get demonized for liking pumpkin flavored things???? ok?????????????

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